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5 ways Final Fantasy XIV will get you laid
- There’s nothing more romantic then a quite evening on the deck of an air ship.
- A Hyper Ether lasts longer then Viagra.
- She will never get bored with you because you can change your outfit on the fly.
- Cast Haste while the two of you are in bed and see what happens.
- She can ride your Chocobo.
- I will be out of town visiting family and returning back home on August 2nd. Don’t worry Ryan and myself will be doing Second Skin Part 2 and DFO discussions for the next cast! Also, Gespenst will be back to give us more info on Final Fantasy XIV on an upcoming cast. In the mean time check out the Rant Squad if you haven’t done so already! Stay tuned for more info! One last thing, check out this video!
I’m sorry yak but FFXIV looks terribly boring, I understand that all the videos are from the beta and that it isn’t complete yet but holyfuck, people swing four times a minute with a single handed sword. The graphics are nice though, but then again that doesn’t make up for gameplay.
I’m not surprised they canceled the beta, it would be better to let people buy the game without seeing it in action.